Ketawa Edisi 01

# TAPI INGAT!
Kalo kamu MALU
jangan keluarkan KEMALUANmu


# TEORI DUALISME MENGENAI BH
Bila dikenakan dapat mengencangkan 2 benda, bila ditinggalkan dapat mengencangkan 1 benda.


# PE*** PRIA Ditentukan jenis Kartu HP
XL = Xtra Large
Simpati  = Setengah Imut tapi Memuaskan
PAsangan TIdur
Mentari = MENengah  TApi Rajin ereksI


# WOMAN & CIGAR
Elo tau enggak kalo: "a women is only a women, but a good cigar is a smoke"


# FINAL COPY, BEFORE
Why were males created before females?
Coz you always need a rough draft before the final copy


# WOMAN HAS 6 ROOMS
Woman has 6 rooms :
Face is SHOWROOM
Breast are PLAYROOM
Tummy is STOREROOM
Vag**a is MEN's ROOM
Anus is EMERGENCY ROOM
Mouth is KARAOKE ROOM


# 4 DESAHAN
4 Type desahan SEX wanita :
1. Type Romantis: ooh aah ooh...
2. Type plin-plan: ooh yes ooh....
3. Type Religius: ooh God yes....
4. Type Maniac: LU CABUT GUE GAMPAR!


# KISS 1
Kiss on the hand - I adore you.
Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be friends.
Kiss on the chin - You are cute!


# KISS 2
Kiss on the neck - I want you.
Kiss on the lips - I love you.
Kiss on the ears - Let's have some fun.
Kiss anywhere else - You're the best.


# TIPE WANITA & CD
Pake CD Sampe ke Puser = LUGU
pake CD mini = NAKAL
Pake Berenda = KEIBUAN
Enggak pake CD = PENUH PENGERTIAN


# TESTING, TESting
Testing, Testing. Setetes langsung bunting,
bapaknya siapa itu nggak penting,
makanya kalo pake Kondom ujungnya jangan digunting,
aduuuuuhhh.... bunting deh!


# APA GELAR ANDA?
SE = Susah Ereksi
MBA = Mimpi Basah Aja
SH = Senang di Hisap
LLM = Lagi Lagi Muncrat
Drg = Diatas Rajin Goyang
IR = Isapannya Ruuaaarbiaasa


# JINAK2 MERPATI
Lebih jinak burung sendiri.
Burung merpati dikejar lari, Burung sendiri dipegang BERDIRI.


# BUKTI SURVEY
Survey membuktikan bahwa perempuan lebih kuat dari laki2m
Perempuan bawa dua gunung,
sedangkan laki2 cuman bawa 2 kelereng.
itu aja masih dibantuin burung


# WHAT's Wrong with your HP?
I tried calling many times! Everytime
I dial your number, the operator kept saying "The person you are calling is HAVING SEX.
Please try later!"


# WHAT Do you usually saybafter Sex?
I LUV U? Wrong!
THAT WAS GREAT? Wrong again!
I LUV IT? Wrong!
Answer :
TISSUE, TISSUE... QUICK!


# MAKANAN Berprotein Tinggi
Makanan berprotein tinggi adalah I buah goreng SOSIS + 2 BASO + Serumput, RUMPUT LAUT. Akan lebih nikmat jika ditambah SAUS PUTIH yang fikocok terlebih dulu


# PLAY DEAD
Two buddies were sharing drinks while
discussing their wifes.
"Does your wife ever... well, you know... does she...well, let you do it doggie style?"
"She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?"
"Well, not exactly. Whenever I make a move, she's most likely to roll over and play dead.


# COWOK KALO HABIS ML
Cowoj Amrik kalo habis tidur bareng,
paginya bilang "Morning sweet Heart",
Prancis "Are U Satisfied?",
Cowok Indo "JANGAN BILANG SIAPA2 YA!!!


# IMPRESS A MAN
How to Impress a Man :
Bring Beer, Show Up Naked!


# IMPRESS A WOMAN
How to Impress a Woman :
Protect her, Cuddle her, Hug her, Love her,
Wine & Dine her


# Cewek Naked
Pernah liat cewek 'Naked'?
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hmm.... Sexy khan?


# NEO KB
Iklan KB :
2 Anak cukup
2 Mobil cukup
2 Rumah cukup
2 Istri kurang!