# JARI JARI BASAH
Kutu Buku sedang baca buku diranjang
dengan istrinya.
Tangannya geramang ke milik istrinya.
"Papa mau ya?" kata istrinya.
"Ah.. nggak! Cuman mau basahin jari untuk balik halaman buku!"
# DON'T STOP, MUM!
Mum : Have I told you, if a stranger mantouch your breast say Don't! & if he touches your pussy say STOP!
Girl : But Mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!
# 3 Persepsi COWOK
Gentleman : selalu "berdiri" didepan cewek.
Sniper : suka "nembak" ditempat gelap.
Gossiper : sering "pindah" mulut.
# TALK ABout SEX
Sex is like NOKIA (Connecting people), like NIKE (just do it), like PEPSI (ask for more),
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited), and like FROZZ (enak gila!!!).
# SING CAT 3
ANDRE : Anak dari REkan-rekan
NELI : Nenek Lincah
TUTI : Tukang Tipu
BENO BUE : BEsarin Ogah, BUat okE
# 5 KELEBIHAN ASI
5 Kelebihan ASI Dibanding dengan susu kaleng :
mudah dibawa, instan (cepat saji), tidak cepat basi, tidak mudah dijangkau kucing, dikemas dalam kemasan yang menarik.
# SMS ANDA KAMI Blokir
Fasilitas SMS Anda untuk sementara kami BLOKIR karena sering terdapat KATA dan GAMBAR CABUL untuk mengaktifkan kembali ngomong AMPUN 100x sambil nungging!!!
# KElemahan CE versi MONTIR
1. Banyak TONJOLAN, tidak AERODinamis
2. Biaya perawatan mahal
3. INPUT & OUTPUT Terlalu dekat
4. Bila dinaikin Berisik
# BERTEKUK LUTUT
Wanita dijajah pria sejak dulu
Dijadikan pembiakan anak cucu
namun ada kala pria
tak berdaya lutut ditekuk
diantara 2 paha!
# SUSTER & Dongkrak
Paijo duduk dengan CE di Bis.
"maaf, mbak suster ya?"
"kok tau?"
"bajunya bau obat"
"situ montir ya?"
"Kok tau?"
"dongkraknya naik turun"
# CEWEK PALSU
Ada Seorang Pria mengencani WARIA.
Pas bayar, WARIA itu protes :
INI kan uang palsu. dengan tegas, Pria itu berkata : Situ juga cewek palsu
# BAHAYA KAWIN
Jangan kawin sama pegawai percetakan karena mereka punya aturan :
"Isi diluar tanggung jawab percetakan!"
# WRong AIDS
I man has many tatoes, REEBOK on his arm, NIKE on his chest, but when his girl saw his penis, it says 'AIDS'.
Don't worry, he said, when it errects it'll say "ADIDAS".
# Not long enough...
I men want 2 send email but his password
always rejected.
he ask a women 2 help him.
Women : what is ur password?
Men : penis
women wrote it &..... "password rejected not long enough"
# SKUTER KEMPES
Sekretaris melihat celana bosnya kebuka.
Sekr : "Pak garasinya kebuka"
Boss : " Kau lihat FERRARI Ku?"
Sekr : "Nggak!.. saya lihat SKUTER kecil dengan 2 ban kempes".
# MARMUT & WORtel
Rudi (5 thn) sedang dimandikan mamanya
ketika secara tidak sengaja melihat kemaluan mamanya karena roknya tersingkap.
"Apa itu Ma, kok berbulu?"
"Oh, ini marmut," jawab mamanya..
"Rudi kok gak punya marmut?"
"Rudi, kalo punya mama namanya marmut,
kalo punya Rudi namanya Wortel," jelas mamanya.
"Berarti marmut bisa makan Wortel dong, Ma?"
Mama: ????
# GOD. MADE
God made Man and then rested.
God made Women and then no one rested.
# THe LONGEST
The Longest sentence known to man :
"I do."
# Males & Females
Why were males created before females?
Coz you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
# OH YES, OH YES
I want to suvk you,... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you... wanna feel you in my mouth...
yep, tat's how u..... eat an ice cream!
# WOMAN IS
WOMAN : The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
# WOMAN Thinks
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
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